Layer Me Happy

Problem
You’re feeling fat, you want to go to the pub / club / bar with your friends but you are afraid they think you will fly away from the bingo wings that are leaking from under your armpits and pooling on the backs of your arms! 
Layering Solution
Grab a cardie, whack it over the top of your singy / hot top and you are ready to go – layering solution number one!

Problem
You really love that little top / t-shirt, but it constantly rides up showing your belly, which you have to admit isn’t as flat as it used to be and what’s more, flashing your belly these days is sooooooo yesterday! 
Layering solution
Grab a longer singlet to go underneath the little top, it will create the illusion of length, match colors well and some people will even think it is part of the same top!  Still not sure – grab that cardy and put it on girlfriend!

Problem
The stretch has gone out of the neck of your top and it keep s falling down onto your shoulders!
Layering solution
Grab another singlet girlfriend, not only is layering your best friend – but so are singlets.  Make sure you have a bunch in your wardrobe in all sorts of colors, definitely black, white & grey and starters, patterned, pretty straps and plain.  Match your singlet to your top and away you go.

Problem
You want to wear your favourite jeans, but today you truly feel that you’re arse is the size of a small island, take that back it feels like it’s the size of freakin’ Australia!  Layers my friend, go grab that dress you normally reserve for summer and put it over the top!  Now this one is a little bit tricky, if the jeans are baggy at the bottom, get the dress off!  If on the other hand they are a slim leg, you can go even further, tuck them into your boots for a layered bottom affect and now – reach for the little cardy, that’s right the bolero one that sits just under your boobs and has short to mid sleeves!  Pull it on, maybe grab a scarf and you are ready to go!

Problem
Your boobs look massive in the top you want to wear, either they are just flat out big or you are extremely premenstrual, I’ll let you in on a secret – no one wants to see those F Puppies in a strappy singlet, but that doesn’t mean you can’t wear the top. 
Layering Solution
Reach for the layers, it could be a wrap, a cardy a stylish jacket, either way, keep the look clean and sleek, leave FHM for FHM or if you are out to pickup, then get the girls out, just be prepared to have daggers from other woman all night.

Problem
You have ripped a hole in the arse of your favourite duds.
Layering Solution
Reach for the favourite dress again girlfriend.  Same rules apply, the trousers must suit the type of dress you wear over the top of it.

Well that’s it for layering solutions 101, til next time – happy layering!  Oh and I’ll let you in on a little tip, guys feel like they have a present when they take all those layers off, in the words of my favourite boy ‘you’re like a present I have to unwrap!’

Love
Bronny
xxxx