|
Written by Bronny
|
|
AskBronny is here to say that crocs are for kids! That's right, they should definitely only be worn by children, here's our reasons why crocs suck.
Okay, so maybe you think those crocs are cute. But lets be serious, are they really going to look super hot with your little shorts and denim mini. NO! Maybe you think they are good for the beach, we say think again, put on a pair of thongs instead.
Crocs look bulky, plastic and cheap. The holes in them makes them look like they've had a case of mothballs and quite frankly here at AskBronny we just can't see anything fashionable about them. Have you seen them trotting down the runway? Me neither! Have you seen them on the red carpet? me neither! Have you seen celebs wearing them? Me neither! Case closed me thinks!
Do you think Audrey Hepburn would have swanned around in a pair? How about Jacqui O, Kate Moss or Sienna? Nope I can't think of one style icon who would have worn these shoes or who wears them today.
A rubber version of the clog, crocs do nothing enhance or highlight the shape of the foot, sure they might be comfortable but so are a pair of ballet slippers – which are going to look far nicer with your jeans than those plastic fantastic crocs.
We at AskBronny have simple rule, if it looks good on a toddler, then it is a definate fashion no go zone.
So throw away those crocs, sell them on eBay or even better – just don't buy them (unless it's for your child, neice, nephew or baby).
We are here to tell you crocs are a fad and we're fairly certain if you wear them this year next year you'll be asking yourself why. What a croc!
Need more inspiration? Then go and visit www.ihatecrocs.com for a bit of a laugh.
Yuck Yuck Yuck – that's all I've got to say.
Love Bronny xxxx
|